Friday, February 15, 2008

Things I Don't Need to See #1

I don't need to see the abundant grey chest hair of a patron who must be well into his seventies. It's not 1970 anymore: the shirt undone nearly to the navel with the large gold medallion nestling in the silvery pectoral rug is gag-inducing.

4 comments:

EE said...

Hahahaha, that is so gross!

Canadian Girl said...

Yup, gross. It was kind of like witnessing a car wreck: you don't want to look, but you find yourself compelled to peek.

Kim Ayres said...

Simple solution - buy him some hair dye, like Just For Men to get rid of the grey

Canadian Girl said...

That might be a slight improvement, Kim, but not enough to stop the gag reflex.

Doing up three buttons on the shirt would solve the problem for me but then he couldn't ooze his septuagenarian sexiness. (Ick!)