Overheard as a mother and preschool daughter are walking through the library, past the washrooms on their way to the Program Room for storytime:
Little girl: "Mummy, I want to wash my hands."
Mother: "No, sweetie, we washed your hands at home before we came. Let's go to storytime."
Little girl: "Nooooo! Wash hands! Wash hands now!"
Mother: "We'll be late for story time. We can wash your hands afterwards."
Little girl: "NO! NO! NO! I WANT TO WASH MY HANDS!"
I don't know if the mother held firm or capitulated.