Self Portrait II?

I just had to post this. It made me snicker.

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You scored as Malaria You are one persistent, annoying son-of-a-bitch and your motto is 'if at first you don't succeed; try, try again'. Once you get a foothold in someone's life, you're loathe to let go and honestly, after a few feeble attempts, most of those poor suckers just give up. You're easily distracted by a good beverage, although you prefer beer to mixed drinks. There's something about tonic water that just turns you off. You may not always be at the forefront of everyone's minds, but you never get completely ignored, either--you're too irritating. Malaria 85% Cholera 55% Amoebic Dysentery 50% Common Cold 45% Necrotizing Fasciitis 40% Gangrene 40% Influenza 40% Bubonic Plague 35% Syphilis 30% Gonorrhea 20%